Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Favorite way to kill a mosquito

I've killed many mosquitos here in Curitiba. Probably near 100. It's been a slow process, perfecting my craft, but I've found my favorite, both clean and high in satisfaction. Highest in satisfaction was using a coke bottle as a bat. You could hear the pop when they hit, and the best was when you saw them fly across the room.

However, this tended to have them end up on the walls. Which led to the least satisfactory and worst in cleanliness, hitting them against the wall. Blood spots, black goo. I used to leave their decaying bodies on the wall as scarecrows but I stopped.

But for the last month...you grab them with your fist and slam them down onto the bed. They don't explode, they just die.

And you flick them hard to some place you won't see.

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