Passion of the Fruit

What a title, huh? Solely created because I had passion fruit the other day. And I mixed it with condensed milk, the problem, of course, is that has way too much lactose for me, and i was keeled over dying, it was as if i had ovaries. So disappointing. The passionfruitwasgoodthough.

On one of my walks to school a few weeks ago, I caught myself having this weird chant in my head going over and over, and it went :

"I hate hobos clap clap clapclapclap"

And I thought "Jesus how long have I been doing this?" You've been doing it for 4 blocks "Jesus why am is a second party answering my own questions in MY OWN HEAD?" eu não sei

But every time I stop thinking, the i hate hobos chant re-emerges. But, it's true, i do hate hobos. To prevent another robbery I've began profiling. Anyone:

-With rubber flip flops

-Cut off tees

-Greasy hair

-Funny walk

-no shoes

-Two different shoes

will not be walking near me. The cut-off tees are no sure sign of a hobo, but they are in general intimidating. Shoes are the key, if they are in rubber flip flops (besides me) = hobo. If they have lame shoes = hobo. And also if they have puke dripping all over their beard hopping on one foot = hobo. Sometimes the hobos touch my arms. If only I chanted out loud.

I've been generally pissed of at you recently.

Somebody stole my boiling pot in the kitchen yesterday. I blew through so much money on wine the past week, that i have like no money. I also loaned money to the american at the school - because I'm charitable. Anyway all the food i have left needs to be boiled. I speak much better portuguese which is less helpful while I'm in my "want to kill everyone" mood.

But I get paid on Friday.I'mwithcoco.

I used to have allyson to speak to, and I was worried when she was in a bad mood/laying in bed all day, but now that she's up and about, I realize it put MY staying in bed all day drinking wine seem average. I walk with my fists clenched and stare down everyone while walking.

I'm a damn good teacher, though. When I got evaluated, they gave me all like "meets expectations" and one "needs to work on", but then they wouldn't be advertising their native speaker to their students. I have a number of students requesting me, the business students like me because i have some knowledge of business and can increase their vocab. All others like me because listening to me helps - and I talk. But recently i began teaching a student who has zero english, and i teach her in only english, and it works. I'm amazing.

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